Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
What kind of friend are you? You don't even blackout anymore.
You leave a trail of fuck everywhere you go
I automatically know you're drunk now as soon as you start yelling in spanish
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
He burnt his arm on the grill, then turned around and started blaming it on the burger buns...I think it's safe to say he's drunk.
next time we make out at a concert please try to refrain from screaming out our hotel room number.. the amount of guys that knocked on our door after you passed out was ridiculous
I think I'm drunk at the airport. Oh the possibilities
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
Well after we were arrested you just kept chanting "Like a good neighbor state farm is there"
who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
I can no longer play with you. I puked on my feet in the shower. I'm too old for this.
You're a goddess. Probably of destruction and dick jokes, or some shit, but man, lesser bitches wish they could be half as fab.
I have like three friends I don't have sex with, what did you expect
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
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