So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
seriously, i am too high for the omelet station to be playing Being For The Benefit Of Mr Kite at 7am
All he wants to do is masturbate while I sit there with my big toe up his ass that is not even the worst part of it.
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
That number that I thought was that dude's number...was actually my district manager's number. Fuckkkk.
I thought he was being really sweet and protective when he pulled me away from the guy i was hooking up with, but turns out he just wanted me to get chicken nuggets with him...
Dude. Steinbecking. It's when you double-fist coffee and alcohol to help you meet a writing deadline.
Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
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