did you get engaged???
We were tigers and tigers don't wear pants
I understand why you refuse to be sober now
This morning is cloudy with a high chance of vomiting all over the dentist. Stay tuned for further updates.
Its 11am, im in the city in a pocahontas outfit, lost a heel and found a gold rolex in my lingerie.
The lifeguard told us we had to move Mike before the tide came in when he passed out.
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
I was like can I please fuck your hips back into realignment
As my straight cousin I need you to answer a question. Are the Astros a baseball team, and if so, are they good? This is flirting related and time-sensitive.
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
What does it mean when the bartender gives you 4 straws?
She was gone when I unblacked out, but she had nailed her panties to the wall and wrote “Colleen’s Dick”with a sharpie on the wall. No idea where she got a hammer and nail
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