She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
we tried to steer you away from them but you just kept yelling 'i need dick' and going back. sorry.
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
I can count the number of hours she's been sober this weekend on one hand.
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
He burnt a smiley face into the screen with a cigarette, peed in my tub and then tried to take off his pants. tried...
I've decided I'm gonna attack people with the toilet plunger.
Really?!? Does he think blocking me on FACEBOOK means that he doesn't have a kid with me?!
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
I just gave an orange Froot Loop the finger for falling on the floor instead of my mouth when I was pouring a mini box of cereal into my face.
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
And on the 323rd day without sex, God finally said let there be light...or love?
You were leaning against a fire hydrant asking people if they wanted to buy free pocket peanuts from you.
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