what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
i am way too old to be getting fingered at work
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
I need you to stand in the corner and ref this threesome. Wear stripes.
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
I woke up with a stapler in my ass. Don't even complain to me.
Both of our knuckles were split open this morning when I came out of the blackout, the column on the porch has two new cracks in it, were like the redneck Super Smash Bros.
He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.
He's at Disney with 4 kids and I'm drinking wine from the bottle in bed at 2:45pm. Does it sound like we're compatible??
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
I told you about the baby at the graduation party that looked into my eyes and knew I was empty inside
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