Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
Well, at least he doesn't refer to you as his associate. his mattress associate
If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
Remember when puke and rally meant a good time? Fuck pregnancy
i just remember sliding through the snow and yelling i love america before puking on the oncoming cars
It's George Washington's Birthday. Can you not put on some red white and blue and get really drunk for the original Merican??
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
Running my fingers through my hair was like that scene in Patch Adams where the old lady got to swim in a pool of pasta. I love Molly.
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
If he's dating my cousin now, do I have to erase the pictures of his dick off my phone? Ugh, morals.
My breath smells like dick and biscuits..
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