Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
It's like you don't even want to get drunk with me everyday, anymore.
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
I had a moment while I was smoking where I was looking at these palm trees and I knew how dr Seuss came up with his characters.
Hey it happens. Think of it this way- you didn't wake up in jail, your face wasn't inexplicably busted and you still have all your teeth. In this group of friends, you're on top!
How many trips to the liquor store in a week constitutes alcoholism?
Just drink your champagne out of a trophy like a fuckin winner
Damn you. I'm in a bar with Southern Jesus Fearing Blah Blah Rednecks WHO ARE PROBABLY VOTING FOR TRUMP and you go radio silent.
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
So it turns out that a Ford Focus does not fit in a Walmart cart return.
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