Thank God for loud music. There is a circus in my butt right now.
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
Had sex five times today because there was nothing else to do. I had no idea snow days could get even better than when we were kids
I didn't realize I was holding it, until I was like, "whose baby is this?"
His little brother just walked in, asked me if I'd blown his brother yet and then announced that he and his friends were going to play outside so we could play too.
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
So in the middle of making out, he decided to give me a breast exam. God I love dating a doctor. He saved me a $20 copay.
Last night was so embarrassing. I got like almost blackout drunk and threw up in my hand and then blamed it on someone else.
Next time, dont ever let me talk to a guy drunk, especially if I have class with him the next day
Who do you have class with??
The guy that pulled down his pants in the middle of the dance floor to show me his tattoo
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
I used the line "you don't have enough pillows". Then left. Thought you should know.
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
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