This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
Fuck, now I'm not only the other woman, but the pregnant one
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
new years resolution, not be in jail at midnight for 3rd year in a row.
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
I really thought you were going to tell me you were pregnant on facebook chat. FACEBOOK CHAT. I almost cried.
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
Sorry bro I thought you were kidding. If I'm actually jerking off I usually said "Just a sec getting dressed" or something
I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
omg last night while walking home from your house I stole a seatless bike and carried it into my next door neighbors kitchen.. we just looked It up online it's an antique and worth $500 dollars
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