But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
bitch so ugly she owes me an erection
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
there's no food at this bar, but i'm pretty sure vodka is made of wheat so i'm basically drinking bread.
Come help me clean. I know we won't be getting our security deposit back...but I would like to move out with our dignity.
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
And you said I'm not athletic, I rubbed one out with my sports band on, it's the same as walking 1/4 mile.
You asked to borrow my glasses for a moment. Then you whipped them at someone's head.
He literally stole all the change that was on my floor and ran away while I was peeing. I have to rethink my standards.
Just shared a bacon biscuit with my cat.... Life is weird for me right now
I'm eating a bagel on the toilet and watching porn. Trust me, I've got my priorities straight.
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
You tried to see how many socks you can stuff in yor mouth and I just put on a damp sock. Is this what bestfriends have come to these days???
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