i bet even starving children in Africa take the crust off their poptarts
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
I have an asthmatic alcoholic for a roommate. That can't be safe.
Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
He wore nothing but a Speedo and a tie to the party. It was great. Everyone was looking at him like "this kid's the best"
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
She called to say her plane was running late and i had 30minutes to get to the airport for bathroom sex
OMG -- There are strippers in the bathroom crying because their power moves aren't good enough to win the competition
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
wow bdsm is so cute
You were so fucked you introduced me to a pile of Laundry
I wondered why I slept in the front room
Yesterday I febreezed my bed in between gentleman callers
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