If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
What a tease, dude. She's giving me emotional blue balls.
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
Putting the night light in my bathroom cabinet was the best idea ever. Awesome for puking while light sensitive
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
It must be illegal for me to be this drunk in front of this many children
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
And on the 323rd day without sex, God finally said let there be light...or love?
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
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