Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
I was like, "um, that's my butthole."
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
God dammit, you have a cape and I don't even have a fucking jacket.
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
So basically our separate showers turned into one shower, to save water, which turned into a bath, which turned into sex on the bed, which turned into drinking beer in the bed, and thats what the stain is from... bud light. sorry.
He spent most of his night trying to convince people that he had changed and was no longer a sleazebag...he had his nut hanging out of his pants about an hour later.
I'm drinking sangria out of a sand pail. I'll pass on tonight
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
The wizard has you scheduled for a 6am sex breakfast
I'm so there
I just tinder matched with a blue angels pilot. I need to make out with him. For America.
Next guy I fuck must be a cowboy
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
Just do what I do and listen to your vagina. She’ll growl when she smells good dick
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