I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
one should ask oneself what kind of lifestyle one is leading when one finds a handprint of semen on their pillow the next day.
You know what sound is wonderful for a hangover? Listening to the horns from the South Africans at the world cup
It was the most graceful puke ever. I just thought she dropped something underneath the bar until she told me what happened.
I just scrubbed chocolate off the bathtub... You better have had a damn good birthday
My body is being held together with whiskey, nicotine, duct tape and a little bit of hope...
I got punched in the face by a Cowboy last night. Then he bought me a beer cause o convinced security not to kick him out the bar. Start of a fairytale love story? I think so.
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
Last night apparently I said "I need a break" and then I just passed the fuck out for 3 hours
WHAT IF I SAT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING THE LYRICS TO O CANADA WOULD THAT FIX IT
PLEASE DON'T
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
I don't know how I managed to chip the inside of my tooth w/ a turkey and cheeto sandwich, but I think that's what happened.
I'm sorry, a turkey and WHAT sandwich?!?!
Randomize
