Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
It's fine actually... I'm pretty sure he had the crookedest weiner in the world anyway.
Like he had it hanging in the wind and you just decided, "nope, I don't think that one's for me." ????
God no! I could just feel it. His clock said it was 8:00 when, clearly, it should have been midnight.
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
I just saw a girl licking a cheeseburger wrapper. dont ever let me get that fat
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
Just say you're the husband at the front desk to get in. She's in room 15 at the ER.
what? who is this?
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
Dude, I'm trippin balls. For real, I thought this bag on my floor was my dog for the longest time...
Maybe he injected his testicle?
We christened the whole apartment and fucked on the balcony. It was amazing. I'm 100% sure downtown heard me climax. Now we can unpack.
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
Woke up with a $50 attached to my penis with a rubber band..
Sweet. Tell little Richard to buy us a sack and a pizza.
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
do you think mom is upset that i left with the stripper from her bachelorette party last night?
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