batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
She looked like a pterodactyl.....but dude i love dinosaurs
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
she left out the fact that she had a kid until she told me not to suck on her tits too hard or milk would come out.
Yeah, sam & jessica were trying to have sex and you walked in & started coaching them through it with a fake hulk hogan mustache on.
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
Just come home. We will have sex and Taco Bell. I'm feeling wild, I put on temporary tattoos.
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
I'm so high that a guy on TV just sneezed and I said "bless you."
Randomize
