He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
i just sold a bong and some oregano to fifth graders for sixty dollars. doing something tonight?
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
We were sitting in my backseat and he just kept biting me and telling me we weren't at the zoo...
I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
I'm cuddling with a baby pig and drinking champagne right now.
He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
You were dancing with his friend and you stopped to literally push the girl he was dancing with out of the way to make out with him
No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
Want to help me look around town for my shorts from last night?
Broke my ankle and blacked out on my scooter last night. 'Twas grand.
He said his parents were apparently coming over to surprise him with breakfast and I’ve never gotten dressed and run out of the door that quickly. I have commitment issues.
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
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