For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
He got drunk and insisted on licking my eyeball and called it a test of my trust in him.
What was she thinking? I'm not in the business of charity fucks anymore.
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
I just conveyed my whole sex life to my mom over voicemail. Anddd, I'm hammered.
Top night. Top night.
We walked in and someone handed her an unopened bottle of jack with her name on it. She's like a drunken celebrity.
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
I just drove by a stop sign that had a used maxi pad stuck to it WHAT THE FUCK
You brought string cheese to the strip club
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
I just found peanut butter between my boobs. This was for you.
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