somehow, due in part to drug cocktail and alchl prior to meeting, i blacked out, got home, made total mess of kitchen, broke shower, and made 17 hard boiled eggs
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
I have to be at work in a hour. Can you sufficiently fuck me in 35 minutes?
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
Just woke up next to a hungry lesbian and a half eaten croissant on my stomach. Can you come get me?
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