Yeah but my nose is so stuffed if I tried to give him head I'd suffocate
We were busted for public indecency in the back of my car in the parking lot. This time we were just reading my Cosmo magazine.
She made me put my jeans under her mattress so that I wouldn't leave in the morning while she was still sleeping. Apparently I just look like "that guy".
The worse part is i sent a text at like three that said i was getting head... Now i have no idea who's mouth has been on my dick
We were hooking up and you crawled into bed with us, because you had lost your phone and didn't "want to be alone at a time like this."
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
the condom is still stuck, that's what I get for being responsible
Just explain how I got from the bar to a house I've never been in, waking up to a cop in uniform ripping a bong
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
I bought us both waterproof cases so we can sext through FaceTime in the shower.
Next. Level. Shit.
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
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