She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
We're so high we're finding things in the room to build a submarine with. So far we have two cardboard boxes, a piece of wood, puffy paint, and an empty bottle to use as a periscope.
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
Woke up this morning on my couch at 6am fully dressed including heels, holding half a corn dog. I called you last night when I was buying the corn dog from a street vendor, I think.
I am in love with you.
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
Police were closing down the bar due to gunfight and I was crying because they wouldn't let me finish putting temporary shamrock tats on my boobs
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
High enough to ask the woman at best buy if she ever feels like she's swimming. and telling the man outside that he smells like happy juice.
I asked the full emergency room who else was there because of homecoming and every single person raised their hand
the cashier at the gas station pulled a twig out of my hair and told me I should probably wash it before work....it was kinda sweet.
party devolved into two exes battling with Cal's tiki torches, and the lawn being set on fire kinda sorta and then we all hula'ed... hulaed?
I have a corndog on my dresser and a trashcan of puke. Thanks for a great night!
His favorite positions involve choking me out. I'm marrying him.
I'm not in the business of asking people about their lizard
I meant his actual lizard not his manhood
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