Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
I don't remember which guy I met at the bar is coming to pick me up. It will be like my birthday surprise.
sooo my mom just yelled up the stairs " you left your bowl down by the computer"....aaand for a second I forgot cereal bowls still existed
My mom would probably be ok with my lifestyle as long as she doesn't see that photo of me doing bong rips in a Jesus costume.
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
Welp I just blew a load probably the size of a small pond if not a lake
Who the fuck is this
You just sent me a picture of a federal crime. Like. You don't give a fuck.
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
How many of my Tinder dates can my Christian roommate accidentally meet in the hallway at 3am before she's horrified and moves out?
Hungover on St. Patrick's Day. I did this backwards.
My liver is screaming fuck you right now.
she glued two packs of googly eyes on you while you were blacked out. We talked her out of using her hot glue gun.
ummmm thanks
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