I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
Thanks for the birthday present, i had so much fun playing with it
Are you talking about my vagina?
Slurping strawberries throug a straw. It feels like the kool-aid man is coming in my mouth.
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
Unintentional and slightly frustrating adventures are basically all I'm good for. Expect heart palpitations, cheap food, and homeless men serenading us.
hey dude my crackhead idol just taught me a great way to tie shoes
All I want is to get as high as I did that time I started hallucinating that my brother was becoming a monkey and I saw my mum on every surface of your room.
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
You're a goddess. Probably of destruction and dick jokes, or some shit, but man, lesser bitches wish they could be half as fab.
If you're with any of them tell them i apologize for (insert whatever i did here)
I need your opinion, is it ACTUALLY sweet that a booty call offered to walk me home with an umbrella because it was raining, or is that just low standards?
Randomize
