VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
Haha she couldn't find her dress in the morning. So she left it. How do the hell do I discreetly return that to her at work. More importantly, how did she discreetly do the walk of shame??
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
Like it was the Mama Mia of shit shows. That bad.
Now I'm at the gym and I never want to leave. It's a combo of adderall and endorphins and I don't want it to go away
She was hiding under the bed to surprise me with sex. But when you took your hookup in my room to bang things out, she thought I was cheating on her. So explain it to her douche.
I don't know when it is this year, but if I ever text you an illegible text that also happens to contain sharks, Shark Week started.
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
Girl you're stalking so hard you're gonna know both their social security numbers soon
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
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