i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
I just saw a 3 year old try to break out of a daycare by driving a big wheel at full speed into a metal gate. Today is going to be epic.
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
so i woke up.. still drunk and discovered my roommate in the living room passed out dick-in-hand watching porn..
What did u do?
turned the porn up and opened the windows so everybody goin to class could see him..
My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
A total of 95 cents was stuck to my ass the next morning.
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
I vaguely remember a pregnant lady reaching for my penis. When was I in an elevator?
He literally wrote out a schedule. On it, there's a taco break, and a spot where I start crying.
Brought some lesbians back to the light side of the force
Just saw a hotel with a bunch of mattresses in the parking lot. Made me think of you.
I'm not drunk or hungover and I don't have to work. My body is sooo confused!
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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