he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
Law school is ruining my masturbation schedule.
Sorry for locking you out after accusing you of eating my Skittles... I realized I was mistaken after just throwing up the rainbow.
I will never understand why the dress to get laid party is always scheduled to be during family weekend. Its not even ironically funny.
I just discovered I can sober up while teaching class
Fun fact. I am at the police dept. getting served a warrant for unpaid ordinance... and the officer was a one night stand from like 10 years ago.
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
my cockatiel has aquired a taste for beer. I should not be allowed to own exotic pets.
Growing a beard is gonna make smoking a pipe look so much more majestic
I rammed pretzels and Jell-O shots down the throats of those I loved.
The porch is breathing.
STAY OUT OF MY SHROOMS YOU CUNT
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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