If she didn't want me to pass out in her bathroom, then she shouldn't have such a furry rug in there
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
She even gives head with a lisp.
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
He literally chugged a bottle of wine in under 2 minutes. Stood up, said "fuck what ya heard" and stabbed the bottle into their drywall.
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
I basically have sex lined up for me in three different countries. If that's not a feat I don't know what is
When you accidentally text the wrong guy for a dick pic and your surprised you get one In return. He just got on my "to do" list
New rule: if you don't think racism exists, you don't get to put your penis inside me.
Nothing like introducing yourself to your high school boyfriend's wife as "the girl who took his virginity"
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
Okay she just told me to turn the volume down on the fan. What does this even mean?
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