the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
Today's life lesson: fat girls should not wear tight miniskirts and vinyl leggings. This Forever 21 salesgirl is a hot mess.
It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
i wish i had a super power and that that super power was shooting out mdma from my fingertips or something
apparently i walked around all last night forcing people to beer bong whatever drink was in their hand. so far this morning ive had three people refer to me as beer bong man
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
Today I found out that my boss keeps a breathalyzer on his desk for just these sort of shenanigans
He danced with some other girls and you started yelling "I can't believe I wasted half my Chili's gift card on you" at him
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
I'm at a Tim Horton's and two girls just came in handcuffed to eachother
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
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