I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
2 things. 1. I just gave her a 6 hour long marathon fucking for America. 2. Thought of a new invention halfway through, and it's flawless.
While looking for an apartment, I've realized that the way I rate balconies is on the "how easy would it be to smoke weed here" scale.
What other scale is there?
So. Do you think marshmallow vodka in hot chocolate while eating a graham cracker would = s'mores?
In some strange universe, yes
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
Here is your half hour reminder. Meet you at emergency room.
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
We had to go. She called the bartender a thundercunt.
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
He made a deal with his real estate agent called fucking in 50 properties for sale
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