idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
I made two strippers play rock paper scissors to see who would give me a lap dance last night
nothing like baby laughter to ruin a masturbation moment
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
I'm on the struggle bus
just ordered a number 1 at a fast food restaurant that doesn't have numbers
Woke up with a 6lb bucket of Redvines with a note that said "I'm sorry" care to explain?
If I die here, tell my vagina and my cats that I'm sorry.
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
you tried to fight the cop who was busting the party, you said you had a constitutional right to do a keg stand...
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