When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
just joined the mile high club. if this plane crashes because of this text, it was worth.
Woke up chewing my pillow from a dream where I was scarfing Cajun pasta from TGI Friday's. That's a new level of fat, even for us
I just peed in a flower pot on the veranda while crying and holding a drink
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
He left weed in my bong for me this morning. What a guy.
You're breaking my sexual little heart
I got very very very high last night and bought a cotton candy machine on eBay
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
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