They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
I just threw up on my dentist
his prince albert piercing just severely cut the roof of my mouth. can you pick me up at the hospital if he drops me off?
just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
All she said to me last night is that when her eyes roll back, to release my choke hold.
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
I`m watching Shallow Hal & Jack Black has better nipples than Jimmy's chick.
Just don't let me get too drunk. At one point I pulled out my dick and pissed at that party. Like on the wall.
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
He asked the waiter, at 6:40 am, drunk, if they served alcohol. After he said no, he's like 'well, I guess we can eat then.'
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
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