You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
What the fuck is wrong with your family? Why do you have unfrosted pop tarts.
Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
Sometimes I feel like I should become a beautician purely for my ability to shave pretty shapes into my pubic hair.
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
He stole my heart. I stole his identity.
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
I feel like I got hit by a car. But a small car, like a Beetle or a Mini or something.
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