Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
I'm just glad you're the only person I can have a "remember when we thought I was pregnant" conversation with.
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
Can I just say I love that you have a kegorator on your wedding registry?
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
A milkman. But instead of milk I'm delivering marijuana. And instead of a milk truck it's an armored car.
You're a weed delivery man, in an armored car?
I do believe that seeing camel toe in leopard print pants at Walmart is the closest I will ever come to going on a safari
Single lady's Saturday night: eat doritos, masturbate, eat more doritos. Do shot of Jager. Repeat until desired result is achieved.
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog
Yeah, let's go with that. Fuck that weak moment of complete honesty I just had.
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