i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
There is only so much cookie dough and masturbating I can handle in one night.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
On the bright side, nobody died. Please bring me back my left shoe. I have work in an hour.
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
Also, we should really buy some bandaids. Right now I'm using toilet paper and scotch tape, but I don't really think that's sanitary.
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
He said I could pay him back in blow jobs. What's the going rate for those these days?
I'm sorry for aggressively singing the Frasier theme song at you so many times last night.
It's shark week go big or go home
I swear to god if I have to repeat this to you one more mother fucking time I will flip fucking shit and acidic rain will pour down upon your mother fucking soul
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