We're hooking up, I have a toothbrush at her place, and yet on leaving her apartment a minute ago we said goodbye with a hi five. WTF?
You're upset about this?
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
He was handing out home-made business cards that read "finger slamming bitches since 1986"\n
Yeah then she waddled like a duck in silence sat down and ate the entire paper towel roll.
I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
Come to office depot with me I need help picking out a daily planner that will help me keep all of my casual sex dates organized.
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
Just showered and cleaned every bit of sex off of me cuz i have a feelin my stepmom has jesus powers and would be able to smell it on me
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