I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
These eggs taste like chocolate chip cookies. This is the best hangover ever.
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
So if you ever need to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can put a 24oz beer can up his ass... Hit me up...
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
Dude, if I don't end up wearing a banana suit in Milwaukee, I will consider that trip a complete failure.
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
I'm officially removing you from my nudes recipient list on snapchat.
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
By the way I can not feel my vagina. It's like it's asleep. What the hell did you do?
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
If work found out I was using THEIR paper to write Karate Kid fanfic I'd never hear the end of it.
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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