You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
Do you remember calling me a cuntasaurus rex last night?
I have so many hands. So. Many. Hands. I can feel arms that I don't have yet. They tickle. I can see the blood in my eyes. I think something is happening. The hands!!! I'm ticking myself with hands I don't have yet! I can't stop giggling about my notyet hands!
I hope in my next life I'm a sterile trophy wife. With a husband who showers me in wealth and gifts but can't get a hard on. Do you think my karma is good enough for that?
Got in a bar fight defending Prince. Thought you ought to know. He gets his dick sucked cooking eggs for breakfast.
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
What do you take me for? I'm not trying to lure you into bed with stories of my dead aunt.
I'm not complaining, but why is it that every time I hang out with you I come home with random injuries and random girls?
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
You spilled your drink, and we laughed so hard my boobs popped out of my shirt.
Randomize
