normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
I've officially put my junk in foods from 5 of the 6 layers of the nutrition pyramid
I want to leave work and go home and eat Five Guys and masturbate
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
apparently you can't crawl through the drive-thru window
I feel like I should lick our pitcher just so everyone knows its ours
A whole bunch of large men eating Doritos just knocked on my door and asked if they could take out my trash?
Omg have I shown you my skeezy ex fiancée?
The other one.
my vagina is like this close to growling at me and leading me onto the nearest dance floor
make it buy you a drink first
That moment during finals day when you either convince your teacher to let you out of the room or you shit you pants.
Waking up early to fuck the hot DILF the day before Father's Day because I'm respectable like that
Would you paint my ceiling for oral sex?
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
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