Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
Do you think you can get drunk by standing in a tank of vodka if it is seeping into your skin?
Just got my first unemployment direct deposit!!!' celebrating at the beach
Me toooooo!! Margaritas
I never knew being a drain on a functioning society would feel so good
I felt like in order for him to make it to mordor and destroy the ring, he'd have to make sweet sweet love to me in some form of hut or cave.
I wanna fuck that hideous moustache right off your face. get the confetti ready for the festivities
I achieved maximum drunk last night. It was pretty extreme. Woke up on a couch, outside, in a suit
The tit pic search didn't go as planned, some old guy sent me a pic of his balls and said stop texting his daughter. Better luck tomorrow
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
I don't even care if you were high. The fact that I've been begging for us to have those cinnamon rolls for months and you didn't even save me one is not ok.
He literally stole all the change that was on my floor and ran away while I was peeing. I have to rethink my standards.
Holy shit dude........stairs
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