Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
Its like im going on a blind date, but ive already had sex with her
If I say "It's good enough" and I'm not talking about a sandwhich, that's your queue to stop me, you're supposed to be my friend.
So the girl I hooked up with last night pretended to be from Comcast when my girlfriend stopped by this morning. She even made a fake appointment to check her internet. Best hookup ever.
Just saw a guy doing jumping jacks at the gym. I don't even have to create a punch line for that
Tried to eat a chip. Mouth wouldn't cooperate. Nearly died. Wow I've missed this.
remember our old mantra: why can't life be as easy as we are?
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
cool, get new shit, I dnt want the same old if it's my last drink ever
The world isn't ending you idiot. I'll grab beer
The fake number she gave me was for Pappa John's. Now I have a large pepperoni on the way.
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
Yo I'm lookin at the cows. They're just fucking docile things
Like my mom really needs to know just how non existent my sex life is
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