I told him it was like a man's penis, but smaller.
Who did Billy Mays play for?
guess what. just found out I had mono. no wonder alcohol didn't taste good on nye
he used his one phone call on me and it said "you have a collect call from- LETS GET IT- at the montgomery county jail".
He crawled in my bed this morning, ate me out, and even brought me a panera deli sammie for lunch at school. I don't care what he lied about, all is forgiven him.
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
We literally played a game called pass the child which consisted of us shitfaced tossing the 5 year old birthday boy at each other
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
Is this the 6 foot tall blonde I screwed in the bar last weekend?
In the bar?! Very impressive! But keep guessing!
You called me to pick you up from the bar at 9:00. When we drove over the speed bumps you put your hands in the air and pretended you were on a roller coaster.
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
Oh my fucking god, I was conceived on the first date.
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
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