kristin has been a bad kristin
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
Note left in log book: "4:30am a guy was caught masturbating in the bathroom and passed out in his own juices and we had to take the door off the hinges."
You guys are open that late?
Day two of vacation and my first drink of the day is a plan b colada
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
Nothing like coaching 5 year olds with a bunch of visible bruises from last night's drunk bondage sex.
STONER SAFETY TIP: don't use the driver's side vanity mirror to check how red your eyes are while you're driving. it won't work. trust me.
I made everything so magnificently awkward in under 15 seconds. I am magic.
So I just crossed my legs and I was like what is this lump on my leg? Oooh its my underwear from last time I wore these jeans...
If blow jobs were a super power she'd be in the Justice League.
Few clarical questions about last night: 1. How did we get home? 2. Am I wearing your underwear? 3. Where is Andrea? 4. Guy with nose ring last night hot?
1. You tried hitch hiking "like a pro" and flashed cars while sticking out your thumb until I called Michael. 2. I don't know but probably. 3. Who is Andrea? 4. Hot.
Randomize
