I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
I looked at my arm when I woke up..I guess after 8 tally marks I said fuck it and wrote "too much"
Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
Maybe he meant to say like I love fucking you? But just forgot the fucking part.. That's what I'm telling myself.
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
Hey ask him if he likes swappy seconds
Are we in any of the areas with tornados?
Dude, i don't even have pants on yet, it's too early to think about tornadoes.
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
Nothing makes me prouder to be liberal and socialist than the idea of desecrating the memory of Ronald Reagan
So why exactly are your shoes in my freezer?
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
Randomize
