Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
you kept yelling something about watching the muppets chirstmas carol and trying to turn the t.v. on with your car keys
Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
Next thing I know we're all standing in the kitchen holding hands and thanking God for the beer.
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
ONE DAY CAN WE PLEASE HAVE SECRET SEX. PREFERABLY IN AN ANCIENT PYRAMID BUT I'M NOT OPPOSED TO A 4 STAR HOTEL
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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