4:33 am: Sleep on left side of my bed. T-shirts are second drawer on left side, boxers top right. I don't wake up when lights are on so feel free in my room..
Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
Seriously. There are at least 10 other people drinking at the bar with me at 10:40. Im justifying it with the fact that I've been up since 5am.
PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
Someone shat in our tub last night. I'm not pointing fingers but you priors make you a prime suspect.
He can only pee with the faucet running. It's like I'm dating a fucking toddler.
Well I'll be shitfaced all day the 4th in honor of this great nation... but I'm down for drunken camping/nature fucking on the 5th
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
Hi, I put a dog in your house, I hope it's yours.
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