i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
oh great. the only prospects for sex left for the night are douchebag in the ed hardy shirt & frodo-looking ass
fuck it... i'll be the lord of his rings
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
Last night you sang a duet with a gay man posing as a straight man posing as nicole kidman; your life lacks neither color nor texture:)
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
But in fairness, I would totally have a robo-penis as long as it had full sensation.
I just got my evaluation. My manager told me he hated my guts and pretty much wanted to stab me in the face. Then he gave me an "exceeds expectations" on pretty much everything and a raise.
You sent me a picture of curly fries with no explanation attached. This is the first time you've texted me in 2 months.
I want to be tan and drunk. Is that too much to ask for?
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
I need to sleep so I can die properly tomorrow.
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
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