is the shake weight an appropriate valentine's day present?
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
Found her in the closet eating mayo out of the jar with a knife
He says he quit drinking. I'd like to have a moment of silence for losing the best drunken hookup ever. We will build a memorial to his awesome cock.
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
It took years to rebuild my brains forcefield against your charm and I feel like u seal team 6'd ur way in again and caught my common sense sleeping on post
I can't let him end my perfect streak. HE USED TO BE FAT
We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
Remember the girl I had sex with in the dorm stairwell? She got married!
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
...its technically supposed to be for the bridal shower but I think I can find an ensemble that says "im hopped up on x. Stick your tongue down my throat." As well as " im supporting your marriage to my brother"
I was trying to sext but got a notification that my dad and professor both commented on my Facebook photo. Bad timing.
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
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