You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
I just miserably failed my own drug test. At least I know what a positive will look like when I give them to the employees tomorrow.
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
It was about the point the universe collapsed in on itself and I was a singularity of insanity that I realized I was tripping balls.
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
That does it. We're drinking til we're pirates.
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
Aaaaand my mom is wearing jeggings...
She's like the King Midas of sexual confusion. Everything she touches turns to gay.
75% of my food budget goes to wine, the rest to chips and salsa.
Sometimes you just gotta get high and go to a planetarium. Why can't he understand that?
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