i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
Best walk of shame ever. Not only did I not remember his name or the fact that we fucked, they all watched as I tried to get into 3 cars that werent mine
Oh and I threw up on myself...
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
he was terrible at kissing, so i just kept letting him motorboat me. he seemed very pleased with my choice
btw he is cheating on one twin with the other. the main woman in his life has a mullet. I defiantly have either the coolest or weirdest uncle ever
As the guy I'm having sex with on the side I shouldn't ask you how to dump my boyfriend. But you are the most emotionally detached person I know.
I just took a shit with a lightsaber in my hand. Dreams fulfilled.
Eye surgery went well. Just can't believe it took getting lasers through my eyes to temporarily stop the vivid sex dreams I was having
I'm 50% sure my cousin put weed in these deviled eggs.
He's good looking but he really sounds like kermit the frog, can you imagine how fucking him would sound like?
Definitely accidentally brought drugs into Disneyland. Considering using them.
I vomited out my contact lenses last night
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
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