I don't think my ego could take a straight man out-cooking me.
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
Just checked an empty cooler on the flight to Notre Dame. You don't have to tell me you're jealous, I already know.
oh and then you called a time out with your penis
Unless you can cure my hangover with your penis I'm not interested.
Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
They have chocolate covered tequila candy at work. This is not a drill. May be drunk by noon.
But first time having sex and he went down on me twice?! I'm gonna marry this guy
I'll make sure to include that in my bridesmaid toast
I feel as though sleeping all day due to the effects of prescription painkillers paid for by union insurance made this the most American day ever for me
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
Major win last night. I traded my roommate two cigs for a six pack and a bag of beef jerky. This has been a Brian weekend update
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
I was trying to be good but he showed up with dinner and wine and I exploded. Like a bomb. A dirty, sexy bomb
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