Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
dude, showing up drunk to physics was the best idea ever. I just tripled my participation for the semester. I love st pattys day
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
He was taking the caps off the vodka bottles and throwing them out the window so we'd have to finish them. Engineers have the best logic.
Received a verbal warning at work for "riding in a trash receptacle, violating professionalism & infection control."
He could have been a one armed faceless howler monkey. I was so slammered that I didn't care what I was having sex with or if whatever it was... was doing it right.
is there a way to sugar-coat "shes in jail" when someone is texting me asking where their friend is?
Nothing makes me happier than finding out someone else is pregnant and it's not you.
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
He sent me a picture of his dick saying "your throne my lady" for my birthday. He knows the way to my heart.
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
Can we smoke pot out of a menorah?
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
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