Her gag reflex was as absent as a father figure must have been in her childhood
Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
her roommate was in the bathroom for over an hour so i volunteered to take the dog out and i shit in the bushes
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
He was lasting forever and I couldn't take it so I faked an asthma attack
"We hooked up and in the morning he emailed me his mix tape"
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
I think next time I give head I'm gonna try making the chewbacca noise.
I look forward to it
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
He was eating me out on a samsung washing machine and as soon as I came, I heard the "end of cycle" song. That tune will now always remind me of the screaming, multiple orgasms I recieved tonight!
Very mixed signals tonight. He gave me the best handjob while gloating about the Superbowl to his dad on the phone. When he was done he left me on the sofa alone for ten minutes before returning with wet wipes beer and nachos.
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